alright dont get me wrong its sad and creepy. but when my mom read this article out of the paper it was hilarios!


LORAIN — An 18-year-old Vermilion teen told Lorain police a 69-year-old man tried to molest him in a Marshall Avenue basement Sunday, according to a Lorain police report.

The teen told police he got to know the man about two years ago through his job as a server in a restaurant. The man recently invited him to see his clown collection. The teen told police when they got to the man’s house, he was offered a beer and the man told him he was “beautiful,” the report stated.

Then, the two men sat around a table while the man recounted his war days and the man asked the teen inappropriate sexual questions and asked him to pose for him in a clown costume before he left, the report stated. The teen agreed to pose for him and the two men went to the basement where the man kept his clown collection, the report stated.

When the teen refused several times to expose himself, the man grabbed the teen’s belt and undid it. The teen pushed him away and walked past him, and the man followed close behind and tried hugging him and kissing him, the report stated.

No arrests were made. Police told the teen they would contact the city prosecutor about what happened.

you little shit, I WANT my clown suit back!

Sorry dj....ill get it back to you next time we play circus

Uh, you never want to blame a victim but that is a lot of red flags right there!

lol@clown suit. Your telling that no "bells" went off when the old guy asked him to get in a flippen clown suit? Darwin